I'm a retro wombat and this is my story

Jan 29
dope shiz

dope shiz

(Source: maxazz)

Jan 29
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Your life is meaningless without following this blog!

I have too many of these drawers in my life…
Jan 27

sammiye:

ahahahah Scott!

I used to hate Scott because I thought he was kind of a waste of space and a leecher [which turns out to be untrue b/c apparently he has an actual job, unlike the rest of the Kardashians].

But after this post, I have a new-found appreciation for his sarcasm!

(Source: excusemeijustlovewheezy)

Jan 27
I’m attempting a massive sock bun using one of my leg warmers lmao
The goal is to get big loose waves as opposed to the smaller ringlets that a small sock bun produces.
I’m gonna laugh/cry if my hair ends up like shit tomorrow xD

I’m attempting a massive sock bun using one of my leg warmers lmao

The goal is to get big loose waves as opposed to the smaller ringlets that a small sock bun produces.

I’m gonna laugh/cry if my hair ends up like shit tomorrow xD

Jan 27

Everything is true.

Except candy corns.

I love those lil devils. <3

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Jan 27
makeup-foryou:

Kat Von D’s new Mi Vida Loca palette!

I WANT IT
But I still haven&#8217;t touched one of the new KVD palette&#8217;s that I got&#8230;..and I bought a bunch of skincare stuff in Korea&#8230;and I promised the bf I wouldn&#8217;t buy anymore makeup&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.
But&#8230;.it&#8217;s sooooo pretty&#8230;&#8230;the case&#8230;.the colors&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.

makeup-foryou:

Kat Von D’s new Mi Vida Loca palette!

I WANT IT

But I still haven’t touched one of the new KVD palette’s that I got…..and I bought a bunch of skincare stuff in Korea…and I promised the bf I wouldn’t buy anymore makeup……….

But….it’s sooooo pretty……the case….the colors………….

Jan 27

macabrekawaii:

fickjamori:

juniorbizarre:

greenparcel:

…this was supposed to be some super serious fan-comic but then my brain farted on the second page.

kjlkjlkjalsdfkgjlksdhf

RUDE

RUDE.

Okay I hate zombies yes but this one time I approve.

RUDE

Jan 26
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Click here for the coolest blog you will EVER follow

im like the bird lolz
Jan 26
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

chaystar:
I have a bruise..


Follow this blog, get free ham.

all the time =]]]]
Jan 26
glitterxblood:

starsinthegutter:

allidoisswim:

…this is sooo wrong.

wtf

Yeah, because that makes perfect sense… This is why I hate the world

glitterxblood:

starsinthegutter:

allidoisswim:

…this is sooo wrong.

wtf

Yeah, because that makes perfect sense… This is why I hate the world

Jan 26
If you were wondering what these cigarettes are&#8230;look no further =P
They are Violet Slims Vanille.
You cannot get them in the US because they&#8217;re flavored. HOWEVER, IF ANYONE CAN GET A HOLD OF THEM PLEASE PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!! I AM DETERMINED TO TRY THESE OUT!!!!

If you were wondering what these cigarettes are…look no further =P

They are Violet Slims Vanille.

You cannot get them in the US because they’re flavored. HOWEVER, IF ANYONE CAN GET A HOLD OF THEM PLEASE PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!! I AM DETERMINED TO TRY THESE OUT!!!!

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Jan 22

Most asian parents are never satisfied.

amyxnguyenx:

swagga-like-us:

If you’re fat, they complain, if you’re skinny they complain. If you get an A+ they say you can do better, if you get an F say hello to death. If you eat too much, they call you fat, if you don’t eat, they threaten you. If you prove them wrong, they scream at you, if you don’t say anything, they scream at you. Ugh. 

So true.

(Source: annieteaa)